My Happy Relationship is in Jeopardy

Girlfriend just announced she finds John Marston good looking. That she is oddly attracted to him. I can only see this as one thing.

SHE WANTS TO BE HIM.

I suppose it isn't THAT bad. He is quite a catch:

Panties just dropped

Siigh. But... next thing I know she'll be dressing like him. Acting like him. Expecting me to be a whore with a heart of gold. Pfft.

That's when it starts to get kinky.

Pictures:
All Tied Up
Staring off into the Sunset