WHY DID I DO THIS

I missed people saying I looked like Justin Beiber so I cut off all my hair. I gotta clean it up, but yea this is what I DID:

There is nothing good about this, I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

I cut it off in a rage, thinking it was a GREAT IDEA. Girlfriend and my niece were all "Uhhh... No. It isn't too late to glue back on your hair..." Oh well. Whatever. They'll get over it.

And so will you.

And so will I.

OH GOD WHY.

Second Life

I was at Girlfriend's house watching her play Call of Duty when I thought - DAMN, I want to kill people too! But all I had was my laptop and if I killed Girlfriend with it then how would I log onto Facebook? Instead of killing her, I gave her a kiss on the head. This would adequately hide the dark thoughts I just had from her. She ignored the kiss and continued to "KILL ALL N00BS". My rage raged on!

I sat down with my laptop. Looked at it. Turned it on. Laughed at my funny background.

My background - LOL SILLY PONY, FIRE IS FOR KIDS

I laughed at that for a good while. That guy is totally going to mount that thing. Good thing there was some good Samaritan taking a photo of it to let the world know. MAN WITH ORANGE UNDIES - your pony touching has come to an end!

After I laughed I closed my computer and went to see Girlfriend playing CoD more. Dammit. That's what I was doing - killing people! I got back on my computer and onto Craigslist. I posted a beautiful post asking people to let me kill them. Craigslist sent me a beautiful email telling me I was breaking some rule. I don't know. I sat there, thinking... thinking... thinking... It was hard for me, but finally I decided to try Second Life. Have you heard of it? Cool, I don't really care.

Click here to see Second Life! And start your own dream!

I'm not sure if you can even kill people in Second Life. I heard about it long ago, and again a couple months ago when I read a Dean Koontz book called Darkest Evening of the Year. It's about golden retrievers, which is why I got the book in the first place. I sure do love myself some dogs, especially golden's. They are precious monsters! The book made me cry more than once, omg. SHUT UP. Okay, so anyway. There was this guy in the book that killed people in real life and was obsessed with Second Life. His obsession was so deep that his life in Second Life was his REAL ONE. I wanted what he had! 

The book that made me cry. Shut up. Again.

I'll be completely honest. I wasn't sure I could kill people on this game. I found place to buy guns but I was 00$ into the game and couldn't afford what they were selling. Maybe you just carry the guns around to look cool. That makes sense! Instead of murder, I went on a quest to find love. Real love, not that fake stuff Girlfriend and I have. A love filled with sex! Digital sex. Lots of words. WORD SEX. I was so excited! I was going to meet some frisky girl or guy and get it on Second Life style! 

Only problem was I wasn't allowed in any of the grown up spots, and had no idea how to get to private places. As a bottom feeder I had to start at the beginning: NEWBIE LAND. Or something like that. I was looking for clothes. I got a pair of really ugly white boots but fuck. I HAD BOOTS. My very own boots!! A very friendly lass informed me - on my way out of newbie land none-the-less) my character was obviously a start up one (but... but.. my boots!) and she answered lots of my questions and gave me new hair! Oh hair! She helped me find some new nice clothes too. Apparently she has some boyfriend on the game and was waiting for him, but didn't mind helping me out. She was super nice! 

But after two days and about 1 hour of game time - no one asked me for sex. I went to some sex store and saw a guy walking around with a giant sex doll on his dick, but that was it. Sorry I forgot to take a picture of it.

I was done with the game. What a waste! Before I quit it for good I took some pictures. Just for you!

First picture: (notice my cute outfit? Thanks girl I can't remember for all the help!) I got all excited because from far away I thought this girl was one of my favorite bloggers Xiaxue (check out her blog here). She wasn't. She was some person "Waiting for their mommy." Her mommy was supposed to be there to help her dress up but was late. I suggested looking down some food aisles and ran off.

I fell about 10000 feet into a river. I honestly thought I was going to die but I guess everything is on some loop.

Relaxing. Do you see that spot in the back? By the orange planet.

I floated out to her and asked if she was okay. Maybe she got stuck in the gravitational pull of the planet, but I guess they just logged off. I spent a good two minutes looking up her skirt. 

Keiry has is showing off some time period love. Apparently she is a vampire.

I kept following this person around and tried getting them to want my hot bod. This is my mating stance. I told her that the teddy bear could join, but I guess I wasn't her type. Look at those guys in the back having such a fun time. I feel gypped.

Gypped is a lot like gypsy... Am I being racist saying that?

Anyway! That was my adventure. It was really lame.

BTW - I will never kill Girlfriend! Unless she makes me really mad or if it is an accident.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIIIIFEEE

Have you heard that song by Rihanna? Rhianna? Wtf. Anyway. Good song.

So I have been making blog entries but they need pictures... FOR EFFECT. My camera's cord is missing. YOU CAN WAIT, can't you?

Right now I am going to read with my niece. YOU CAN WAIT EVEN LONGER.

bye guys! LOVE YOU :))

Free Slurpee Day

This is why we have so god damn much dye-uh-bee-tus in this here country!

Also, I'll make a real entry soon, promise!

Stalking the Night Away...

WHY THE FRAK CAN'T I SLEEP. What is this junk! I hate it! HATE IT. (advisory - this post is somewhat nutso, please don't hate me)

I have a fairly busy day tomorrow, and I planned on shutting down by 10pm, but no. It is humid, I watched a few terrifying episodes of Dr. Who, and the neighbors are being obnoxious. Nothing ever goes my way! Dr. Who should be less scary, the neighbors should just move already (there is a FOR SALE sign in their front yard, thank the stars) and the weather should be less... humidy.

GAH!!

Okay, yes. I get it. The only reason I am really still awake is because I am on the computer over stimulating my mind with bright lights. So be it.

Whenever I can't sleep, like legitimately CAN'T sleep (not that silly fall asleep and waking up, just never falling asleep) I get on Facebook. A lot. Like every five minutes. Hoping - just hoping - someone has made an interesting post. It never happens because it is almost 12am and who the hell has deep thoughts they would want to share with Facebook this late?

Someone odd will make a post or be mentioned though. That someone is almost always someone I went to high school with. The post is boring, but I click on the person anyway. I see this person is doing well in their life and this makes me ANGRY. They have traveled or they have lived overseas. They are making a name for themselves - they are living the DREAM. MY dream. They didn't have these dreams in High School - I DID. Not them. ME.

ME ME ME

Get it?

Yes, I turn absolutely hysterical at night and there is nothing you can say to make me sane again.

I know this person who is doing sooo well for themselves must be friends with other kids doing great things. I look for them.

What was their name? Shit...

W something? Or was it V?

I look up someone I can remember was their friend, look at their pictures to find this original person but become engrossed in how well their life is. Finishing college, boyfriends, cute clothes, small butt. I hate them! I remember how awful they were back in school, but hell. Personality means nothing when you're adorable!

Finally I find the person I was looking for. They will be cute, too! Their perfect hair. Teeth. College. Boyfriends.

Oh please please be a crack addict!!

I click on their profile picture. Nothing happens. Info? Nothing. Cover photo? Just one photo.

Who is this person! Why are they so perfect that I can't partake in their perfection?

My world is crashing around my ears, old memories rushing in... I remember... I remember... Suddenly, there it is. I am no better or worse than this person. I am becoming obsessed! I didn't give two or even ONE shit about them back in school. Hell, my school was god awful and I'm happy to have forgotten it for so long. They are a part of a bad memory I want to bury.

I log off of Facebook, and I go to bed happy... Happy knowing I am perfectly happy with Girlfriend. Perfectly happy with my clothes. Perfectly happy with my job, friends, and what have you.

Facebook is so horrible, so consuming. I wish I could delete my Facebook for once and for all... but how do I say goodbye to it?? Think of how much more sleep I'd be getting if I could...

Sweet dreams!

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edited 7/18/2012... OMG I sounded crazy and hardly could spell haha. I fixed the title...

Parade Pictures

I don't feel like blurring out people anymore... takes too long and MS Paint is no fun! So, if you are in a picture and are like OMG NO I LOOK UGLY or something then let me know. But, you know? You will probably never see this. So whatever.

FYI: Click on pictures to make them larger

Old dudes lookin for equality

Why did he keep jumping? The world may never know.

Just a friendly reminder, guys

Nothing like a little light BDSM to start off a parade

These guys def gave me nightmares

I love personification!

Just because it rhymes doesn't mean it's true.

Just on his way to work, stopped by to see the parade. The dog in the back is confused if he should join as well.

The guy in no make up is actually a polar bear dressed in a man suit.

Call me, maybe??

This is a lame picture, but I loved these gals!

Cute butt, bro

lol NERDS lol OMG THAT'S FINN IN THE BACK!!!

I don't understand.

Gold person!

That dog is out and proud!

You see my reflection? Me either. I AM A VAMPIRE. Or I am nothing. Please let me be a vampire! :(

Ending strong with some stronger BDSM.

I look gross, but check out that tush in the back!

Also, maybe you noticed that the name changed and stuff. Yep! Julia is kicked out, and new goodness has moved in. Welcome!